I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka
Only on the internet could you find a shark in a cat suit riding a roomba.
Here it is folks. The two gifs that will break me. My life has just come full circle because of this. Goodbye friends I am gone.
REALLY WE’RE IGNORING THE FACT THAT THE DUCKLING JUST SHAT ON THEIR FLOOR
I’M STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT KIND OF SORCERY WAS USED ON THE SHARK ABOVE WATER
2005 wasn’t just 2005
it was the beginning of an era
Tell me about it
2005 changed history
You can take the most respectful, sensitive people, give them Cards Against Humanity, and in a few minutes they’ll be laughing about genocide.
Jennifer Aniston’s reaction when they randomly started playing the Friends theme song during the We’re the Millers gag reel
Sarah Silverman is visited by Jesus Christ
This is one of the best responses to men against abortion ever
Buy half-price lingerie and model it in your bedroom for yourself. Feel like you have a secret because you’re wearing black, see-through underwear while talking to your teacher about your next assignment. Glance at attractive strangers on public transportation. When they look back, hold their gaze for a few seconds. Smile. Get their number. Get off the train and never see them again, riding the high of your mutual minute of understanding. Accept more dinner invitations with people who spark your interest, romantically or not. Keep yourself busy with the things your relationship used to keep you from doing. Practice a hobby. Learn a new language and feel how good it is to say “goodbye” in a new way. Fuck yourself in the shower. Begin to appreciate sex in a way you couldn’t before. Sing along to pop songs without guilt. Buy yourself flowers to tuck behind your ear. Laugh easily. Let the ache hollow out more room for you to grow. When you catch your ex on the street six months later, smile when they tell you you’ve changed. Consider telling them you are a wildfire that burned over the places they touched. Consider reminding them you cannot know every space in someone by running your fingers over them. For a second, consider asking them to take you back and then laugh because you are no longer the same person they held. You are a wildfire and the world is made of brush. Go ahead and burn.
What To Do After A Break Up (via fleurlungs
what do u mean this gift is not for me?
Inspired by a recent experience I had with someone stealing my art and cropping out my URL.
Dedicated to every artist who has had their art work stolen.
What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!